My 2 cents about Women
Women a very interesting species. Yes I said species because I truly believe man and women belongs to 2 separate species… we may be biologically categorize under the same species but in terms of characteristic and way of life. We are totally difference in almost every ways.
Now I am not trying to complain about anyone specifically nor trying to start any sexist battle (although I enjoy reading sexist forum battle is very entertaining in a very weird way). So women what do I think about them?
First of all, I love them and I think they are probably one of the best thing god have created for us “Man”. They can also be the worst thing God created for Man too. Women is the 1 out of 2 elements in life that stir my feelings to both extreme, 2nd one being “MONEY”. In someway to me, women shares a lot common aspect of money.
- You need to work hard to earn them
- They gives you pleasure
- They gives you trouble
- They come and go and you don’t have much control
- Your never feel you have enough
- You always think you can get more then what it is
I can probably list more common elements but I rather keep it short. I remember when I was a kid someone told me Money is evil. Now after experiencing life for a little while, I do see the angle. Yet I can tell ya all if that true Women is probably the greater evil. If “Z” Money = “Z” Evil; Women = Time + Money ; Money = Time; therefore Women = 2X money (at least).
That is very very true, every (most) women will require “TIME” and “Money” from you (man) don’t try to argue with me on this… For man, we mostly only require your time… thou is true now there are more cases of man also wanting money too, yet for those they are more likely ONLY looking for “Money”…
Another funny thing about women I observe is “Feminest” ideas… Whenever I met a feminest I ask her a simple question what are you really trying to achieve? mostly the answer if they have one is ” we are trying to gain rights for women and make the world a fair place.” This statement seriously is false. Because the truth what they want are “we keep whatever is our and gain more!”. A good example is… Man are sales, we live ONLY on commission… Women use to be the office lady, they get a fix rate income. Feminist idea suggestion is… Why can’t women be sales? (we allow that), then now they are angry because they don’t get the same rate as “Man sales”… but wait… have we take away or they give up on that “fix rate salary”… No…
I love women and I love being around them… but what I also find is, their biggest enemy are themselves… the chances of hearing a women critizing another person which is a women is much higher then critizing a man. The chances of a man critizing another person, the sex ratio are fairly balance. Test it yourself.
Now all that being said do I hate them or in any intent to suggest running away from them? No… I still love them and for some reason I love seeing my own women smiling and being happy in any context. The sense of achievement is so great that I can’t really find anything that can replace that happiness whenever I manage to achieve that. Yet chances for a man to achieve that is much slimmer then a women achieving it… you (women) got to admin to satisfy you all is much harder to satisfy us. Bottom line, there are millions of magazine out there every month with simple and straight forward checklists on how to satisfy us… However for us there are none. First if is written by a man I don’t believe him. If it is written by a women I dare not to follow it because if you find out I will get the “You need to take advises from ANOTHER women to satisfy me? YOU DON’T know ME”.
Just take a laugh if you like it. If you don’t and find it in anyway offensive, I apologize for it and hope you can just forget about it. In any cases don’t take this too seriously. Life is a game.
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- 01.05.09 / 3am
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- Life, Stupid Things
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